Rocky Horror Picture Show - Sweet Transvestite

Sweet Transvestite - Richard O' Brien 1973-ish 

    
[Intro]

E

D# - E                  F# - G                   G# - A                             
      How do you do?  I        See you've met my   
              D# -  E   G   G A   
Faithful handy - man
        D# - E                F# - G                       G# - A  
He's just a little brought down, because when you knocked
                      D# - E    G   G A  
He thought you were the candyman
D# - E               F# - G               G# - A  
   Don't get strung out, by the way I look
            D# - E           G   G A 
Don't judge a book by its cover
      D# - E       F# - G                  
I'm not much of a man by the light of day
      G# - A                    E      
But, by night I'm one hell of a lover
           B7                      A                       E
I'm just a sweet transvestite from transsexual, Transylvania
 
       E                      G
Let me show you around, maybe play you a sound
    A                                 E
You look like you're both . .. pretty groovy
          E                      G
Or if you want something visual . .. that's not too abysmal
A                                    E
We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie


[Brad]

      E                          G
We're glad we caught you at home, Could we use your phone?
      A                  E
We're both in a bit of a hurry     


[Janet] 

Right!! 


[Brad]

           E                          G
We'll just stay where we are, then to back to our car
   A                    E
We don't want to be any worry


[Frank]

              E                         G
Well, you got caught with a flat, Well, how 'bout that?
      A                 E
Well, babies, don't you panic
       E                         G
By the light of the night, it'll all seem alright
               A         E
I'll get you a Satanic mechanic!
           B7                      A                       E
I'm just a sweet transvestite from transsexual, Transylvania

(hard stop, chords struck hard and short)

                                   E                          G
Why don't you stay for the night? (Night!) or maybe, a bite? (Bite!)
                    A                E
I could show you my favorite .. . obsession
          E             G
I've been making a man, with blond hair and a tan
         A                           E
and he's good for relieving my .. . "tension"
 
           B7                      A                       E
I'm just a sweet transvestite from transsexual, Transylvania
           B7                      A                       E
I'm just a sweet transvestite from transsexual, Transylvania
                 
(spoken, chords struck hard and short)

                        E                            G
So - come up to the lab,  and see what's on the slab
                                        E
I see you shiver with antici.. . pation
                    E                      G
But, maybe the rain, isn't really to blame
                                                    (end loudly on E)
So, I'll remove the cause (chuckle), but not the symptom!



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