Song: New Years With Carl Weathers Artist: The Wonder Years Album: The Upsides (2010) Tuning: Standard (I prefer to play it a half-step down so as not to worry about that Eb in a weird spot, but here is the tab in standard tuning.) I think this is correct, the only part I have doubts about is the chorus and if the Eb is major or minor, so if you have a correction feel free to let me know! Intro: Db Verse 1: B F# Two miles from the hotel, eight hundred from home Abm We're forced to call on all we know Eb E But all we know's a joke B F# The van just started shaking, coughing out black smoke Abm Eb E We're pulling off in a parking lot cause this might just explode B (strum once) Cause it's New Year's Eve and four degrees Abm F# We're stranded, hopeless E B F# I just want some sleep B F# Drew's too busy sexting with some girl he met last show Abm Eb E Tripping balls from the soft effects of a Nyquil overdose B F# Nobody's been asking how we're gonna get home Eb E F# Cause we all know Abm F# E We'll deal with it tomorrow Eb E F# Yeah, we know Chorus: B Abm It's gonna be our year, boys E I'd speak up Abm E Eb But I'm waiting for the irony to fall asleep without me B Abm And we'll wait and see E With some luck and patching up F# F E Eb E F# I think I'll be home this week Abm F# E Eb E F# We'll deal with it our own way F# And we'll stay, and we'll wait, B F# And we'll wake in this awkward mess we made Abm A landscape forged from pizza crust Eb E And what's left of a case B F# We'll make friends in every state Abm Like the cops in the parking lot Eb E Or staff of Steak'N'Shake Chorus: B Abm It's gonna be our year, boys E I'd speak up Abm E Eb But I'm waiting for the irony to fall asleep without me B Abm And we'll wait and see E With some luck and patching up F# F E I think I'll be home this week F# E But I'm too tired to speak Eb E B F# I'll say, "Hey man, I'll see you in Cleveland" Eb E F# "Hey man, I'll see you in Cleveland" Eb E B F# Someone go tell the universe we're not concerned Eb E F# We know that it's out to get us But we'll never learn Eb E B F# (strum each once and hold, except play F# as two notes) So if you're thinking you just got the best of me Eb (strum once) Man, we don't go down that easy Eb E F# Abm F# E Eb E F# B Abm It's gonna be our year, boys E I'd speak up Abm E Eb But I'm waiting for the irony to fall asleep without me B Abm And we'll wait and see F# E With some luck and patching up F# F E I think I'll be home this week Outro: Eb E F#