D
D
It's a pleasure to meet you my friend
G
Come take a seat at my desk
D
I gotta tell you kid
G
The whole team is more than impressed
D G
Your melodies soar and all of your choruses shine
D G
The lyrics are sound and your voice is fundamentally fine
Bm A
But face it if you wanna make it on the radio kid
G Bm
You gotta do as I say
G
Change all the hims into hers
A
And just don't tell the world that you're shh
D G
Happy to help, take my card, please think about what I've said
D
But this is an industry where people make money
G
So your art has to sell
Bm A
And you should never seek to challenge to an audience
G D
They buy what they're told and we never get it wrong
Bm D A
Go write us a nonoffensive tasteful conventional song
Like this one
D
Girls like boys
G
And boys like girls
Bm D A
And that's the way it should be
G
Forever
D G
Welcome to Tinseltown kid I'm gonna make you a star
D G
You got the fire in your gut and everything that you need to go far
D G
You're a talented guy, you can shake Hollywood to the ground
D G
And with us on your side plus your looks you're gonna conquer this town
Bm A G D
But face it if you wanna break into this business kid you gotta play the part
Bm G Em
And you'll never play a leading man if you let onto your fans
C D
The truth about who you are
Just remember that
D
Girls like boys
G
And boys like girls
Bm D A
And that's the way it has been
G
Forever
D
Girls like boys
G
And boys like girls
Bm D A
And that's the way it will be
G
Forever
Dm C
On the radio, in Hollywood,
Dm Bb C
on the TV shows, for the greater good
Bb C Dm
He said think about the children
Bb C D
He said think about the children
Bm A G D
You wanted me to write a hit record for the radio
Bm G
Are you never gonna get it?
C A
The kids already know
D
Some girls like girls, some boys got a boyfriend
G
I like guys and they like me
D G
We hold hands, make out and do all the things that lovers do
D
Some girls like girls, some boys got a boyfriend
G
I like guys and they like me
D G
We hold hands, make out and do all the things that lovers do
D
Girls like boys
G
And boys like girls
Bm D A
And that's the way it has been
G
Forever
D
Girls like boys
G
And boys like girls
Bm D A
And that's the way it will be
G D
Whatever
