Hey guys
I couldn't find the guitar chords for this anywhere on the internet so I've tried to
a youtube piano tutorial I've found. I've only been playing two weeks so it's probably
wrong. Feel free to rewrite it because I'm sure someone else can do better.
Dm
High School party, senior year
F
Boys and girls are all sippin’ on beer
C
I like soda, where’s the soda
Am I the only fucking person here that likes soda
Dm
I see you from across the crowd
F
I said the party is bumpin’ and the music is loud
C Dm
You’re really drunk and you’re looking sad
It’s like a date rape ad
F
Girl, then we start to dance and
C
Girl, baby this is romance
Dm C
Girl, I’m starting to grow down below, shit, why did I wear sweat pants
F
Girl, you’re bodies like what
C
conjunction junction, that’s a fine ass but
Dm C
I’m like a cashew in a lollipop, Just keeping suckin’ ‘til you get to the nut
And I said
F C
Let’s rob an Asian kitchen, or stroll down the block
Dm C
Either way girl, we’re taking a walk(wok)…nothing?
F
You’re going to love me the way my uncle did
C
Except you’re not gonna to go to court for doin’ it
F C
Be a guillotine or my girl instead
Dm C
Either way, you’re giving me head
F
I’m gonna love you the right way
C
Shorty with a body looking hotty when I say
Dm
Girl
C
When I say girl
Dm F
We go into the bedroom exchanging nervous laughter
C
Why’s it called dry humping if I always need a towel after
Dm F
You spread your naked legs and I see that wounded that never healed
C
Even though you’re yelling for me, I can tell your lips are sealed
Dm
We’re both aware of my erection
F
You ask if I have protection
C
I say Well um no...I-I tried to buy em once I was in the convenient store my old baby
walked in I had to hide
them near the tic-tacs I was so embarrassed I peed myself a little bit
F
Girl
C
Girl
Dm
Insert a euphemism
A sexy mental prism
F
Increase my pelvic rhythm
For you with my syllogism
C
I know your body and I know how to please ya
Don’t thank me, thank wikipedia
Dm
Guys don’t go down, well I am
F C
What the fuck is that, I should have brought my diagram
Dm
Ooh did you feel that, that was an educated guess
C
Ooh did you feel that, uh that one was a sneeze, my bad
Dm
High school party, senior year
F
None of that happened cause I wasn’t invited…hm
