------------------------------------------------------------------------------- For Me - Stephen Lynch ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tabbed by: Apostolas Email: [email protected] Tuning: Standard I haven't seen a tab for this song, so I thought I'd try to make one. I'm pretty sure is how it goes. Any comments or questions just e-mail me. Thanks. Intro/Verse: When you see the x's, slap the strings. Play 3x during the verse's, and intro is included in the first verse. e|---------3------x------3------3------0------0------------------------------| B|---------3------x------3------3------0----------0--------------------------| G|----------------x------4------4------0--------------0----------------------| D|----------------x------5------5------2------------------2------------------| A|--2-------------x------5------5------2----------------------2--------------| E|--3-------------x------3------3------0--------------------------0----------| e|--------------0---------------3p0------------------------------------------| B|------1---------------1-------------1--------------------------------------| G|----------------------------------------2----------------------------------| D|------2-------2-------2---2-----------------2------------------------------| A|--0-------0-------0--------------------------------------------------------| E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| Verse 1 Lyrics: The union of a woman and a man, touchin' for the very first time. The gentle texture of a hand, true love is always hard to find. Chorus 1: Em C D And sometimes, my penis ain't as hard as wood. Em C D And sometimes, your disappointed in my manly hood. C D I can't take it please, fake it for me. Verse 2 Lyrics: Take the nature of love, can only make this relationship grow. And don't send from heaven above, cause things don't always work down below. Chorus 2: Em C D And I know, that the porno movies make ya feel cheap Em C D And sometimes, you finish while I'm fast asleep, baby. C D I can't take it please, fake it for me. Play intro 1x here. Bridge: C D G D Try so hard to be a man but, so damn hard to please. C D G D Doesn't help to know that your best friend, runs on batteries. C D I can't take it please, fake it for me. Chorus 3: Em C D Even though, my love's a little premature, yeah. Em C D When you call me, Mr. Softy I get insecure. C D I can't take it please, fake it for me. Play the intro once more at the end and strum G once to finish it off. This is a pretty funny song and it can be found on you tube to get the strumming pattern. | / slide up | \ slide down | h hammer-on | p pull-off | ~ vibrato | + harmonic | x Mute note ===============================================================================