Well [E] I can see that you and [B7] yoga will never do [E] Yoga is as yoga does, [A] there's no in-be[E]tween You're [A] either with it, [E] on the ball [A] Or you've [B7] blown the scene [E] I can see lookin' at you, [A] you just can't get [E] settled [A] How can I [E] even move, [A] twisted [B7] like a [E] pretzel [E] Yoga is, yoga does There's no in-be-[A]-twe-[E] en Your either with it [A] all the [E] way [A] Or you've [B7] blown the [E] scene Come on come on, untwist my legs Pull my arms a lot How did I get so tied up In this yoga knot You tell me just how I can take this yoga serious When all it ever gives to me is a pain in my posterious chorus Stand upside down on your head, feet against the wall A simple yoga exercise done by one and all Now cross your eyes and hold your breath, look just like a clown Yoga's sure to catch you if you come falling down chorus x2