Bo Burnham- Men and Women
**RWJ TAB***
***CAPO 5th Fret***
Intro: A D A E
E chord is only strummed once
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men and women
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men are like vows, 'cause they are easily broken
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women are like cows, 'cause they both have vaginas
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men are like muzzles yeah, 'cause they will try to shut you up
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women are like puzzles 'cause prier to 1920 neither had the right to vote
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puzzles still don't
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a man is an eagle a woman is a dove
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women can fake orgasms but men can fake love
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women are like fingers and toes, 'cause they're easy to count on
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men are like ravens and crows, 'cause they hate using condoms
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women are like yatzees, 'cause i rarely get them
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and men are like Nazis, 'cause they both caused the holocaust
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for every dollar that a man makes a woman makes seventy cents, that doesn't make sense,
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that's not fair the mans only left with thirty
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men and women, it's black and white with an area of grey for hermaphrodite
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male strippers always look like they're applying lotion
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and female strippers, when they're dancing on the pole, just look like confused firemen(?)
Outro: A A A E A
