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If your toast gets stuck in the toaster
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Do not put a fork in the toaster while it is hooked up, or look out
Cm Gm
I did and I got caught in the current
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Pulled me in and shook me while it held me tight
C
There are many dangers
D G Bm
They could be in a toaster or a common thing
C
You must keep a lookout
D G Bm C D
Remember all the rules they have for everything
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When it's very, very cold out
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Do not put your tongue on cold metal things
Eb G
For example, stop signs
Cm Gm
I did and they had to pull some skin off
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And then they had to fill my mouth with cotton at night
C
There are many dangers
D G Bm
They could be in a toaster or a common thing
C
You must keep a lookout
D G Bm C D
Remember all the rules they have for everything
Gm A# Fm
When they'd taken out my tonsils
Cm
I brought them home
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Kept them in a jar on the shelving in my room
Cm Gm
Between the toaster, stop sign, and my tonsils
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I've got lots of things to think about at night
C
There are many dangers
D G Bm
They could be in a toaster or a common thing
C
You must keep a lookout
D G Bm C D
Remember all the rules they have for everything
