Capo on 7th
[Intro]
Em D G Em
[Verse]
C
on Preston platform
D G Em
do the soft shoe shuffle dance
C D
brush away the cigarette ash thats
G A
Fallen down your pants
C
and then you sadly wonder
D G
does the nurse treat your old man
Em D
The way she should
C
She made you tea
G Em
Asked for your autograph
D
what a laugh 