[Intro] E [Verse 1] E Salesman talking to me tried to run me up a creek says you can buy it Go on try it you can pay me next week - Uh-uh A E Too much monkey business, too much monkey business B7 A E B7 Too much monkey business for me to be involved in -- Oh-ho-ho [Verse 2] E Blonde haired, good lookin' tryin' to get me hooked Wants me to marry, settle down and get a home and write a book--Uh-uh A E Too much monkey business, too much monkey business B7 A E B7 Too much monkey business for me to be involved in -- Oh-ho-ho [Verse 3] E Pay phone, somethin' wrong, dial gone Well me ought to sue the operator for tellin' me a tale --- Uh-uh A E Too much monkey business, too much monkey business B7 A E B7 Too much monkey business for me to be involved in -- Oh-ho-ho [Solo] E A E B7 A7 E B7 [Verse 4] E Been to Vietnam, been a fightin' in the war Army bar, army chow, army clothes, army car -- Uh-uh A E Too much monkey business, too much monkey business B7 A E B7 Too much monkey business for me to be involved in -- Oh-ho-ho [Verse 5] E Workin' in the fillin' station, too many tasks Wipe the windo', check the tires, check the oil, dollar gas -- Uh-uh A E Too much monkey business, too much monkey business B7 A E B7 Too much monkey business for me to be involved in -- Oh-ho-ho [Verse 6] E Blonde haired, good lookin' tryin' to get me hooked Wants me to marry, get a home, settle down and and write a book -- Uh-uh A E Too much monkey business, too much monkey business B7 A E B7 Too much monkey business for me to be involved in -- Oh-ho-ho [Outro] E Too much monkey business – Too much monkey business A E Too much monkey business – Too much monkey business B7 A E E7 Too much monkey business for me to be involved in