[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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I always enjoy a good conversation
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About politics, the state of the nation
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Something that can hold my undivided attention
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But those jeans you've got make you look attractive
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No, they do not make your ass look massive
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Could you pick a topic that makes you seem more vapid
[Chorus]
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Your painful jokes are less than appealing
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They hurt so bad that I need sexual healing
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So, when you think that I'm sincerity fakin'
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Remember I only like you when you're naked
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[Verse 2]
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You're strugglin' to keep my fading interest
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How much more wasted time will I invest?
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So I will start makin' eye contact with your breasts
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No, I haven't seen the latest installment
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of Grey's Anatomy, I offer no comment
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Do you think before you unleash this verbal vomit?
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[Chorus]
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I've met girls both smart and funny
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But you fall under neither category
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So, when you start to see my sanity breakin'
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Remember I only like you when you're naked
[Bridge]
*Whistle*
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[End Chorus]
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When we're naked it's much more fun
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You're makin' better usage of your tongue
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So, when my response is flaky
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Remember I only like you when you're nakey
