[Verse] Em G Fat and alone Am C You're on your own Em G Am C And nobody's calling on your telephone [Chorus] Em G C Things aren't getting any better D (you're fat and alone) Em G C And you stretched out all your sweaters D (So fat and alone) Em G C Things aren't getting any better D G No never, no never [Verse] Em G Fat and alone Am C You're on your own Em G King of blubber Am C Sitting on your throne [Chorus] Em G C Things aren't getting any brighter D (you're fat and alone) Em G C And you're not getting any lighter D (you're fat and alone) Em G C Things aren't getting any better D G No never, no never, Am C No never, no never D G No never, no never, Am C No never, no never G No never G Em You're so fat G Em You're so fat G Em You're so fat C G You're fat