This is the best Crywank song ever, and it only has two chords.
Em
I ain't no delicacy
Escargot get away from me
and I ain't no household pet
and I'm not a garden pest
Em Am
I'm just a snail
Em
S-N-A-I-L
Am
I'm just a snail
Em
S-N-A-I-L
Em
Don't touch my eyes I hate that shit
Don't leave out garden pellets
And in return I'll leave you cool slime
You can do with it what you wish
Em Am
I'm just a snail
Em
S-N-A-I-L
Am
I'm just a snail
Em
S-N-A-I-L
Am
I'm just a snail
Em
S-N-A-I-L
I'm just a
Am
S-N-A-I-L (repeats) (actually N.C. in the recording, but if you want to play something, Am is good)
Em
