Intro: G Verse 1: G i like whiskey, you like wine you're the kind of woman that's so refined i like horses, you like gin I told you never come around here again Em up and down, up and down A hot and cold, square and round C G I never knew that smile could make somebody frown Em cats and dogs, wet and dry A you're the cactus of my eye C G i bet that you can make a grown man cry Instrumental: G Verse 2: G you like boys, i like girls get you on the dancefloor takin' for a whirl i know what you're looking for so turn yourself a round and find the door Em black and white, left and right A hugs and kisses, had a bar fight C G you and me will be day and night Em North and south, east and west A i like the way you wear that dress C G you always try to be your worst to be your best Chorus: Em A whooahooahoaa if i told you, i could hold you D/F# G D/F# would you play nice? or just start a fight? C D/F# but we're so far apart, different heads and different hearts G D/F# C You're always at the end before i start whoaahw i hate you guts but you got soul Verse 3: G i'm like ice, you're like fire i'm a lil' lamb, and you're barbed wire i'm like rubber, you're like glue what you want aint gonna come true Em tight and loose, father goose A i'm acute and you're obtuse C G you're the hangman pulling on my noose Em early, late, small and great A good and bad, and love and hate C G lock up all your doors and close your gate Chorus: Em A whooahooahoaa if i told you, i could hold you D/F# G D/F# would you play nice? or just start a fight? C D/F# but we're so far apart, different heads and different hearts G D/F# C You're always at the end before i start whoaahw i hate you guts but you got soul Verse 4: G girl you take my breath away, go ahead and suffocate i wanna treat you like a queen i'd send you to the guillotine Em call me crazy - ok fine A i wish that i could make you mine C G i'm bloomingdales and you're the Five and Dime Em Call me stupid - yes you are! A don't care 'bout your daddy's car C G and I don't like coors light or PBR Chorus: Em A whooahooahoaa if i told you, i could hold you D/F# G D/F# would you play nice? or just start a fight? C D/F# but we're so far apart, different heads and different hearts G D/F# C You're always at the end before i start whoaahw i hate you guts but you got soul Outro: stay on G
