Dead Record Player

[Chords] 
E|--x----x-------x--------x---|
B|--7----7-------7--------7---|
G|--7----8-------9--------10--|
D|--7----7-------7--------7---|
A|--5----6-------7--------8---|
E|--x----x-------x--------x---|
    D   D#dim   A6no3/E   Fno5addF#

[Intro]
A F#m D E

D D#dim A6no3/E Fno5addF# F#m  B  A  F#m  A

[Verse 1]
A                      F#m
Got a phonograph on my forehead, friend.
   D7                E      
It plays sad songs about the dead
        A
When I listen to my records
           F#m
No matter what they are
            D7    
They sound real good
   E
But real weird

[chorus]
        D             D#dim           A6no3/E        Fno5addF#   F#m     
I know something, yeah something, yeah something, yeah something is wrong
   B
Oh yeah

[Verse 2]
A                          F#m
All my old records used to not want me dead
        A
Now they do, they're all about it
        A                                 F#m
Well my Monkees' sounding like a corpse but I don't mind
D7
He sounds real good
       E
And he still keeps time
        A                                F#m
And the Beatles they keep singing about graveyards and bugs
           D                    E
It sounds so good that I can't get up

[chorus]
        D             D#dim           A6no3/E        Fno5addF#   F#m   
I know something, yeah something, yeah something, yeah something is wrong
   B
Oh yeah

A                              F#m
All my old records used to not sing about the dead
              A     
But, now they do, all about it baby, here we go

[Lead]
A F#m D E A F#m D E
D D#dim A6no3/E Fno5addF# F#m  B  A  F#m  A

A F#m x8

Spoken at the end]
The music is killing me

The high and low fidelities

Are attacking my brain

And it's terrific

The music sounds just great

Just terrific