Chords Used
G Am D C (Two bars each)
[Intro]
G G C G
[Verse 1]
G Am
Someday when I'm a better man than this
C G
I'll listen to this stack of folk punk demos
G D
I'll be eating apples and vegetables and shit by then
C G
I'll breathe in more oxygen than smoke
G
I won't reference books that I haven't read
D
Or that I read so doped up that I couldn't talk
C
I'll learn to like animals
G
Even your fucking dog
D
Dah dah dah.
C
Dah dah dah dah dah dah dah
[Interlude]
G G C G
[Verse 2]
G D
Someday when I'm a better man than this
C G
I'll tell this cop to his face that he's a fucking pig
G
I'll be pulling jail breaks and shit
D C
Sending nail files in your birthday cakes
C G
Metal spoons to dig a tunnel bit by bit
G
I won't be able to give you a ride to work
D
Because I sold the car to print consent zines
C G
For every high school kid in the country
D
Dah dah dah.
C G
Dah dah dah dah dah dah dah
[Outro]
G G C G
