[Verse I]
Dm F
You're always aiming paper airplanes at me when you're around
Am Dm
You build me up like building blocks just so you can bring me down
Dm F
You can crush my candy cane but you'll never catch me cry
Dm F
If you dangle that diploma and I deck you, don't be surprised
[Pre-Chorus]
Dm F
I know my ABC's, yet you keep teaching me
Am Dm
I say, fuck your degree, alphabet boy
Dm F
You think you're smarter than me with all your bad poetry
Am Dm
Fuck all your ABC's, alphabet boy
[Chorus]
Am
I'm not a little kid now
F
Watch me get big now
Am
Spell my name on the fridge now
F
With all your alphabet toys
Am
You won the spelling bee now
F
But are you smarter than me now?
Am
You're the prince of the playground
Dm
Little alphabet boy
[Verse 2]
Dm F
Apples aren't an always appropriate apologies
Am Dm
Butterscotch and bubblegum drops are bittersweet to me
Dm F
You call me a child while you keep counting all your coins
Am
But you're not my daddy and I'm not your dolly
Dm
And your dictionary's destroyed
[Pre-Chorus]
Dm F
I know my ABC's, yet you keep teaching me
Am Dm
I say, fuck your degree, alphabet boy
Dm F
You think you're smarter than me with all your bad poetry
Am Dm
Fuck all your ABC's, alphabet boy
[Chorus]
Am
I'm not a little kid now
F
Watch me get big now
Am
Spell my name on the fridge now
F
With all your alphabet toys
Am
You won the spelling bee now
F
But are you smarter than me now?
Am
You're the prince of the playground
Dm
Little alphabet boy
