Hello, This Is Joannie:Paul Evans. #6 on POP Charts in UK and #1 on BB Hot Country on POLYDOR Records in 1978.(Great Angster that reminded me of the teen angsters from the '50's. Had tears the size of horse' nuts runnin' down my face.) INTRO: E A B E CHORUS: E A B Hello, this is Joannie, I'm sorry, but I'm E not home. E A But if you leave me your name and number, B E I promise, soon as I get in I'll phone. #1. E D A Joannie, came over to my house last night, I drank E a little too much red and we got into a fight. D She said, I'm leavin' and I let her go alone. A B I felt so damn bad this morning, I reached right A Abm7 for the phone..and called her right away, to beg her to forgive. B The phone rang once, the phone rang twice, and then I heard her say-ay. CHORUS: E A B Hello, this is Joannie, I'm sorry, but I'm E not home. E A But if you leave me your name and number, B E I promise, soon as I get in I'll phone. #2. E D Joannie, I'm sorry and I'm feelin' oh, so small. A E That was the message that I left and I waited for her call. D A I waited with a sinkin' feeling in my heart..not knowin' B if she'd forgive me was tearin' me apart. A Abm7 I couldn't go on this way, I had to call again. B A B The phone rang once, the phone rang twice and then I heard her say-ay. CHORUS: E A B Hello, this is Joannie, I'm sorry, but I'm E not home. E A But if you leave me your name and number, B E I promise, soon as I get in I'll phone. INTRO: E Dbm A B #3. E D My phone rang and my heart sang, my baby's called at last. A E A Instead, it was a friend who said that Joannie's car had E crashed. E D I never should've let her drive home angry from my place. A B I'd never hold her again and kiss that funny face. A Abm But still there was a way to hear her voice again.. B A E B the phone rang once, the phone rang twice..and then I heard her say-ay. CHORUS: E A B Hello, this is Joannie, I'm sorry, but I'm E not home. (I'm so sorry Joannie.) E A But if you leave me your name and number, B E I promise, soon as I get in I'll phone. (Oooo-oooo-oooo-ooooo) OUTRO: E A B Hello, this is Joannie, I'm sorry, but I'm E not home. E A But if you leave me your name and number, B E I promise, soon as I get in I'll phone..(Fade.) A seventies smash from Kraziekhat.