[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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On the good ship Venus
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By Christ, you should have seen us
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The figurehead was a whore in bed
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Sucking a dead man's penis
[Verse 2]
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The captain's name was Lugger
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By Christ, he was a bugger
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He wasn't fit to shovel shit
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From one ship to another
[Instrumental]
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[Verse 3]
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And the second mate was Andy
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By Christ, he had a dandy
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Till they crushed his cock on a jagged rock
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For cumming in the brandy
[Verse 4]
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The third mate's name was Morgan
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By God, he was a gorgon
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From half past eight he played till late
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Upon the captain's organ
[Instrumental]
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[Verse 5]
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The captain's wife was Mabel
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And by God, was she able
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To give the crew their daily screw
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Upon the galley table
[Verse 6]
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The captain's daughter Charlotte
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Was born and bred a harlot
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Her thighs at night were lily white
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By morning they were scarlet
[Instrumental]
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[Verse 7]
(original tempo)
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The cabin boy was Kipper
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By Christ, he was a nipper
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He stuffed his ass with broken glass
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And circumcised the skipper
[Verse 8]
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The captain's lovely daughter
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Liked swimming in the water
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Delighted squeals came when some eels
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Found her sexual quarters
[Instrumental]
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[Verse 9]
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The cook, his name was Freeman
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And he was a dirty demon
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And he fed the crew on menstrual stew
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And hymens fried in semen
[Verse 10]
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And the ship's dog was called Rover
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And we turned the poor thing over
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And ground and ground that faithful hound
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From Teneriff to Dover
[Instrumental]
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[Verse 11]
(original tempo)
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When we reached our station
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Through skillful navigation
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The ship got sunk in a wave of spunk
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From too much fornication
[Verse 12]
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On the good ship Venus
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By Christ, you should have seen us
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The figurehead was a whore in bed
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Sucking a dead man's penis
[Outro]
(faster)
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