INTRO: E B A D C G F# B (F#) E MAIN RIFF: x4 E A E|-0------5----------------:| B|-0------5----------------:| G|-1------6----------------:| D|-2--7-6-7----------------:| A|-2------7--4h5p4---------:| E|-0------5--------5-5s7-0-:| NOTE: On 4th repeat, hold the A then go into the Verse. Verse 1: B F# C E Sometimes the ones you hold so close can make you cry B F# C E It's a pain in the ass to let'em go-ooo-oh B F# C E With a battered wish you hope that (the) monkey wore a tie B F# C E It's no surprise to find he do-ooo-on't CHORUS: E7 A Put the pointed pencil in the pepper pulp C E And take a little sniff of the things below E7 A Bring it to a boil and simmer low C B Put the noodle on the griddle as it climbs the Grobe BRIDGE: E B A D C G F# B (F#) E Deaner's Walk-Up E:---------------------------| B:---------------------------| G:---------------------------| D:---------------------13-14-| A:--7-9-10-12-14-15-14-------| E:---------------------------| SOLO MAIN RIFF Verse 2: B F# C E Watch the worker shield his heart from the world outside B F# C E Didn't get a chance to let'em know-ooo-whoa B F# C E Alsace is spinning fast and the wine mixed with the tide B F# C E Please don't let my brain explo-ooo-whoade CHORUS: E7 A Put the pointed pencil in the pepper pulp C E And take a little sniff of the things below E7 A Bring it to a boil and simmer low C B Put the noodle on the griddle as it climbs the Grobe BRIDGE AND CONCLUSION