Capo on first fret Intro: A A Well, life's been kind of trippy down here in Mississippi D A Since Cassie O'Grady disappeared A And me and my Bob Shaver been in all the newspapers D A Every day for nigh on a year A They say we got tangled in a love triangle D F A fatal game of truth or dare E But the truth remains a mystery and now it's ancient history (E) It's a Choctaw County affair A D It's just a Choctaw County affair (Choctaw County affair) F A D Well, people talkin' 'bout it everywhere (Choctaw County affair) A Well, Cassie O'Grady was no Southern lady D A Despite all the media hype A They all loved to make her out like a sweet little devout D A All-American cheerleader type A But her mind was cattywampus, she was greedy, she was pompous D F Strutting 'round with her nose in the air E She was a cold gold-digger tickling a hand trigger (E) It's a Choctaw County affair A D It's just a Choctaw County affair (Choctaw County affair) F A D And now they say she's lying dead somewhere (Choctaw County affair) A Well, I do not deny I wished Cassie would die D A When she threatened us with blackmail A She said she had some information that would wreck my reputation D A And land Bobby back in jail A D Now it's best to remember Bobby Shaver's got a temper F Like a buck-shot grizzly bear E But there's no body, there's no witness, so y'all go mind your business (E) It's a Choctaw County affair A D It's just a Choctaw County affair (Choctaw County affair) F A D Oh, you mess with Bobby and you better beware (Choctaw County affair) F A Yeah yeah-yeah, hey, yeah A Well, the press went wild on the day of the trial D A When they put us on the witness stand A They thought we'd turn on each other, but soon they all discovered D A We were live-or-die, hand in hand A And that fancy D.A. from down Jackson way D F Said he'd see us in the electric chair, ha E But the foreman of the jury told me "honey, don't you worry" (E) A D It's a Choctaw county affair, yeah (Choctaw County affair) A D Yeah, it's just a Choctaw County affair (Choctaw County affair), yeah F A D How would you know cause you weren't there (Choctaw County affair) A D It's just a Choctaw County affair (Choctaw County affair) A Mmm, yeah, yeah (Choctaw County affair)