---------------------- | CHORDS: EADGBE | | ------ | | C: X32010 | | D: XX0232 | | F: 133xxx | | G: 355xxx | | | | P: Pull Off | | B: Bend | ---------------------- INTRO: e|-10-- b|-12-- G|-12-- D|-12-- A|-10-- E|-10— OR e|-7-- b|-8-- G|-7-- D|-5-- A|-5-- E|-5-- Guitar 1 e|-7---6-—-5---7--------------------------------------------------------| B|-8---8—--6---8-------- repeat until the riff begins ------------------| G|-7---7---5---7--------------------------------------------------------| D|----------------------------------------------------------------------| A|----------------------------------------------------------------------| E|----------------------------------------------------------------------| Guitar 2 e|----------------| B|----------------| G|-0-0--000-0-0---| D|----------------| A|----------------| E|----------------| Guitar 1 e|-7-7-7-7---6-6-6-6---5-5-5-5---7-7-7-7-----------------------------| B|-8-8-8-8—--8-8-8-8---6-6-6-6---8-8-8-8-----------------------------| G|-7-7-7-7---7-7-7-7---5-5-5-5---7-7-7-7-----------------------------| D|-------------------------------------------------------------------| A|-------------------------------------------------------------------| E|-------------------------------------------------------------------| X 2 VERSE 1: Guitar 1 & 2 F G G F G G e|------------------| B|------------------| G|------------------| D|-3/5--5—-3/5--5---| A|-3/5--5—-3/5--5---| E|-1/3--3—-1/3--3---| I’ve got a rabbit, it likes to hop I’ve got a girl and she likes to shop The other foot looks like it won't drop I had an uncle and he got shot D C D Is this greeting the type that's meant for me? C Are you part of this kakistocracy? VERSE 2: This ringing in my ears won't stop I’ve got a red Japanese teapot I’ve got a pen but I lost the top I’ve got so many things you haven't got Repeat intro: My fellow's craft is just not for sharing He's not an intimate secretary VERSE 3: I’ve got a rabbit, it likes to hop I’ve got a girl and she likes to shop The other foot looks like it won't drop I had an uncle but he got shot D C D Fill her up with obscurest malarkey C The doulocracy ecclesiarchy D C My fellow's craft is just not for sharing D C He's not an intimate secretary VERSE 4: (Both verses sang over each other) This ringing in my ears won't stop The exarchy's inspector inquisitor I’ve got a red Japanese teapot The temporal illustrious master I’ve got a pen but I lost the top Are you part of this kakistocracy? I’ve got so many things you haven’t got Is this greeting the type that meant for me? G5 Outro: Guitar 1 e|-777777777777—-66666666666666—-55555555555555555------------------| B|-777777777777—-66666666666666—-55555555555555555------------------| G|-777777777777--66666666666666--55555555555555555------------------| D|------------------------------------—----—--------------------5---| E|--—-----------------------------------------------------------5---| A|--—-----------------------------------------------------------3---|
