Tim Minchin - Dark Side DVD: So Live! [Intro] C#m I can have a dark side B Amaj7 If you want me to B C#m I can have a dark side B I can develop my brooding potential Amaj7 B If pain's what you want in an act C#m Pain I can do B Amaj7 I can have a dark side too B I can have a dark side [Verse] N.C. Hey! E Esus4 E Esus4 E D Dsus4 D Dsus4 D A Asus4 A Asus4 A E Esus4 E7 E7sus4 E7 E D I called my girlfriend up on the phone A E I said, "Hey g-girlfriend what's g-going wrong?" E D She said, "I'm breaking it off with you A E "I feel as if the ma-ma-magic has gone" F#m A I said, "Hey baby what're you talking about? E B "I thought that everything was just fine" F#m A She said, "That's exactly my point E B C#m D#m E "I just get so annoyed how you're so happy all the time F#m G#m "I need somebody deeper than you A B7sus4 B B7 B "Someone with a little third-dimension" [Chorus] C#m I said, well, I can have a dark side B Amaj7 If you want me to B C#m I can have a dark side C#m B I can develop my brooding potential Amaj7 B If pain's what you want in a man C#m Pain I can do B Amaj7 I can have a dark side too B I can have a dark side, I can have a dark side, I can have a dark side ... wouh N.C. Hey! [Solo] *cue crazy piano solo* [Verse] E D I wrote a letter to Mr Sony A E I said, "Hey S-Sony what's g-going down? D "I've got a record and I reckon it's wicked A E "And I th-think you should s-spread it around" F#m A He said, "Hey Tim, I quite like your work" E B C#m D#m E he said "It's clever and quirky but I promise you this F#m A "You could be clever as Voltaire E "But it won't get you nowhere B C#m D#m E "If you wanna sell discs F#m G#m "Clever never made no one rich A B "It doesn't appeal to the teenage market G#7 "The teenage market!" [Chorus] C#m I said, well I can have a dark side B Amaj7 If you want me to B C#m/G# I can have a dark side B/F# I can reveal my tortured internals Amaj7/E B/F# If pain's what you want in an act C#m/G# Pain I can do B/F# Amaj7/E I can have a dark side too B/F# C#m B I can have a dark side too Amaj7 B C#m Jeremy's spoken at last B Amaj7 B *gibberish* C#m B Amaj7 B ooooooh eeeeh C#m B Amaj7 B haaaahh ooh oooh ooh C#m B Amaj7 B C#m B Amaj7 B oooooooooooooo...chh.. [Interlude] C#m B Amaj7 B C#m B Amaj7 B Daddy never came to my ball games where are you daddy? C#m B Amaj7 B Daddy never came to my ball games he never loved me C#m B Amaj7 Daddy never came to my ball games - daddy never came B C#m Daddy never came to my ball games - daddy never came B Daddy never came to my ball games Amaj7 Daddy never ... [Outro] E Esus4 E And I D Dsus4 D I can have a dark side A Asus4 A If you want me to E Esus4 E7 E7sus4 E7 if you want me to E D Yeah I, I can have a dark side A E7 If you want me to, i can have a dark side too E D I, I can have a dark side A E If you want me to, if you want me to E D And I, I can have a dark side A Asus4 A Asus4 A If you want me to A Asus4 A Asus4 A yeah A Asus4 A7sus4 Asus4 A rock E ah!