[Intro] A#7 D#7 F7 A#7 D#7 F7 A#7 A#7/D D#7 F7 A#7 D#7 F7 D7 G7 C7 F7 F#7 A#7 D#7 F7 A#7 D#7 F7 A#7 D#7 F7 A#7 D#7 F7 [Verse 1] A#7 D#7 F7 A#7 D#7 F7 Hey Jack, I know what you're thinking A#7 D#7 F#7 A#7 D#7 F7 That now's as good as any to start drinking A#7 D#7 F7 A#7 D#7 F7 Hey Scotty, yeah, what's it gonna be? A#7 D#7 F7 A#7 D#7 F7 A gin and tonic sounds mighty mighty good to me [Chorus] D7 G7 Man, I know I gotta go, it's the same thing every time C9 F7 F#7 But I don't think another drink's gonna make me lose my mind A#7 D#7 F7 A#7 D#7 F7 So, I think about my next drink A#7 D#7 F7 A#7 D#7 F7 And it's, you & me & the bottle makes three tonight [Verse 2] A#7 A#7 Well, I know this cat named Mo, he wanders to and fro D#7 F7 A#7 D#7 F7 His and my favorite waterin' hole A#7 D#7 F7 A#7 D#7 F7 I said, "Hey Mo, how you doing? Where have you been? A#7 D#7 F7 A#7 C#dim He said, "I've been fine with my whiskey, wine and gin" [Chorus] D7 G7 Man, I know I gotta go, it's the same thing every time C9 F7 F#7 But I don't think another drink's gonna make me lose my mind A#7 D#7 F7 A#7 D#7 F7 So, I think about my next drink A#7 D#7 F7 A#7 D#7 F7 And it's, you & me & the bottle makes three tonight [Horn Solos] A#7 D#7 F7 A#7 D#7 F7 A#7 A#7/D D#7 F7 A#7 D#7 F7 D7 G7 C7 F7 F#7 A#7 D#7 F7 A#7 D#7 F7 A#7 D#7 F7 A#7 D#7 F7 [Verse 3] A#7 D#7 F7 A#7 D#7 F7 Hey Jack, I know what you're thinking A#7 D#7 F#7 A#7 D#7 F7 That now's as good as any to start drinking A#7 D#7 F7 A#7 D#7 F7 Hey Scotty, yeah, what's it gonna be? A#7 D#7 F7 A#7 D#7 F7 A gin and tonic sounds mighty mighty good to me [Chorus] D7 G7 Man, I know I gotta go, it's the same thing every time C9 F7 F#7 But I don't think another drink's gonna make me lose my mind A#7 D#7 F7 A#7 D#7 F7 So, I think about my next drink A#7 D#7 F7 A#7 D#7 F7 And it's, you & me & the bottle makes three tonight [Ending] A#7 D#7 F7 A#7 D#7 F7 And it's, you & me & the bottle makes three tonight A#7 D#7 F7 A#7 D#7 F7 And it's, you & me & the bottle makes three tonight A#7 D#7 F7 A#7 And it's, you & me & the bottle makes three Hey Bartender! I need another drink. What do you mean it's last call? A#13#11