[Verse 1] D G There he is, my one and only Senpai! (Say hi to Senpai!) A D A He's my future boyfriend. He just doesn't know it yet... (Spring it on Senpai!) D I'd tell him all my feelings, G Bb all the thoughts I've been concealing, A G A but it sounds so unappealing that I sweat... a lot... D G Every day, my favorite subject's Senpai! (A+ at Senpai!) A D A I could sit and study him for hours at a time! (Sounds kind of boring!) D G His eyes! His hair! His derrière! Bb It's crazy and yet I don't care! A D And I swear one day I'll finally make him mine! [Pre-Chorus] G A Who is that cute little student there and F# B why is she touching his arm? G A If she puts moves on my Senpai, then I'll F# B have to cause her harm! G A Maybe I should clean up this body, F# B or just dump it into the trash! G A Senpai could never love her F# B cause we're such a perfect match! E B Everywhere that he goes, C# G# I'll be there and he won't know! A E Am I mad? Maybe so, A B but I love to sniff his clothes... [Chorus] E B Then I'll make him agree C# G# he's my blushing boy-to-be! A E In the end, all my friends D E will then see.... Senpai notice me! [Verse 2] G A Kokona keeps gazing at my Senpai... (Don't look at Senpai!) B E B E Maybe I should follow her and have a friendly chat. (Doesn't sound friendly...) E D I promise not to hurt her, A just to frame her for a murder. B A B She's a Senpai-stealing, sultry little brat... I think... G A Almost noon and no sign of my Senpai... (Hurry up, Senpai!) B E B E Could it be he's making out with her behind my back?! (This could get ugly!) E D Let's offer her a shower, A then we'll turn off all the power, B E That should sour things and get us back on track! [Verse 2] A B Anyone who flirts with my Senpai G# C# gets my cell phone shoved up their skirt! A B Talking to my Senpai is not an option, G# C# unless you want to be hurt. A B Why is everybody a bit uneasy G# C# when I pull out this sharp knife? A B I am not a killer or psycho; G# C# I am Senpai's future wife! F# C# Is this fate? Is this stress? C# Bb Is this Yandere duress? B F# Or obsession? Possession? B C# It's anybody's guess. [Chorus] F# C# All I know is this school's C# Bb full of murder-making tools. B F# It's uncanny, but dandy E F# for me! Senpai- B drank this drink! (Lemonade, I think!) F# B Senpai ate this fruit! (Just a bite or two...) F# G# Senpai blew his nose! (That's a little gross...) C# Senpai wore this bathing suit! B Senpai called this phone! (You just took her phone...) F# Senpai shaved this hair! (But it's not from there...) G# Senpai left this note! (What was that he wrote?) C# D# Senpai wore this underwear! G# D# Don't you wave! Don't you stare! C# Don't you act like you don't care! G# Touch my Senpai; I swear I will C# D# maul you like a bear! G# D# I'm not weird, or a creep- C# Though I watch my Senpai sleep... G# I'm not lovesick; I just C# F# want to see... Senpai notice me!