A x4 bars [Verse 1] A D A My family reunion is goin' on today A E My relatives have all flown in from places far away A D As we sit there eatin' chicken, it hits me like a truck A E A I don't like half the folks I love [Verse 2] A D A Me and my former best friend had a big fallin' out A E I caught him with my wife, so I punched him in the mouth A D We just can't hang out anymore, but I still wish them luck A E A I don't like half the folks I love [Chorus 1] D A God knows they're all dear to me, but if the truth be told B E Well, I like it when they come, but I love it when they go A D I'm sure they've got good qualities, but the bad ones cover them up A E A I don't like half the folks I love [Verse 3] A D A My alcoholic buddies are fun to hang around A E When we drink together, peace and joy abound A D Sometimes they bring me one more shot when they know I've had enough A E A I don't like half the folks I love [Chorus 1] D A God knows they're all dear to me, but if the truth be told B E Well, I like it when they come, but I love it when they go A D I'm sure they've got good qualities, but the bad ones cover them up A E A I don't like half the folks I love [Verse 4] A D A In this world we live in, this I guarantee A E We all need more tolerance to get along peacefully A D But I'm not as nice as Jesus, and I really am fed up A E A I don't like half the folks I love [Chorus 1] D A God knows they're all dear to me, but if the truth be told B E Well, I like it when they come, but I love it when they go A D I'm sure they've got good qualities, but the bad ones cover them up A E A I don't like half the folks I love A E A Oh, I don't like half the folks I love