Tim Minchin - Inflatable you
Version from DVD: So Live!
[Chords]
-Verse-
Eb6 x-6-8-8-8-8
C7 8-10-8-9-8-8
Fm7 x-8-10-8-8-8
Bb7 6-8-6-7-6-6
-Chorus-
Emaj7 0-2-1-1-0-0
B6/G# 4-6-6-4-4-7
G#madd9 4-6-6-4-4-6
G#m7 4-6-4-4-7-4
F#madd9 2-4-4-2-2-4
F#m7 2-4-2-2-5-2
[Intro]
Eb6
"This is a love song ..."
[Verse I]
Eb6
Your love for me is not debatable
C7 Fm7
Your sexual appetite's insatiable
Bb7 Fm7
You never ever make me waitable
Bb7 N.C. Eb6
Delectable, inflatable you
Bb7
A |--------|
E |--8-7-6-|
Eb6
You don't have problems with your weight at all
C7 Fm7
You never steal food off my plate at all
Bb7 Fm7
I never have to masturbate at all
Bb7 Eb6
Unstoppable, inflatable you.
Bb7
A |--------|
E |--8-7-6-|
Eb6
You never seem to menstruate at all
C7 Fm7
So you’re not angry when I’m late at all
Bb7 Fm7
I feel permanently felatable
Bb7 Eb6
Unpoppable, inflatable you.
Eb6
A |--------------6-|
E |--6h8-6h8p6-----|
[Chorus I]
Emaj7 C#m G#m B6/G# G#madd9 G#m7
With you in my arms I feel we could just fly away
F#madd9 F#m7 G#7 C#7 F#m7 B7
With the right kind of gas I might even try it some day-hey
Emaj7 C#m G#m B6/G#-G#madd9
In this ocean of life I’m never afraid we might drown
F#m F#madd9 F#m7 F#madd9
We could just float forever whatever the weather
G#7 C#7 F#m7 B7 Bb7
Whenever my inflatable lover’s around.
[Verse II]
Eb6
Your thighs and buttocks are so holdable
C7 Fm7
You always do what you are toldable
Bb7 Fm7 N.C.
And if we argue you just foldable
Bb7 Eb6
Controllable, consolable you
Bb7
A |--------|
E |--8-7-6-|
Eb6
My mates all reckon you are suitable
C7 Fm7
I took you 'round to watch the football
Bb7 Fm7
And Steve and Gary said you're rootable
Bb7 Eb6
refutable, commutable you
Bb7
A |--------|
E |--8-7-6-|
E Eb6
You're never sensitive or tickly
C7 Fm7 Bb7
When I rub you my skin goes prickly
N.C. Fm7
It's known as static electricity
Bb7 Eb6
Felicity when I'm kissing you
Eb6
A |--------------6-|
E |--6h8-6h8p6-----|
[Chorus II]
Emaj7 C#m G#m B6/G# G#madd9 G#m7
Your skin is so smooth – I couldn't afford you with hair
F#madd9 F#m7 G#7 C#7 F#m7 B7
You have all the holes real girls have got plus one for the air
Emaj7 C#m G#m B6/G#-G#madd9
Your problems are simple, I don't need my Masters in Psych
F#m F#madd9 F#m7 F#madd9
To know if you get down I just perk you right up
G#7 C#7 F#m7 B7 Bb7
With a couple of squirts from the pump off my bike
[Verse III]
Eb6
You never wake up when I snore at all
C7 Fm7
A trait which I find quite adorable
Bb7 Fm7
You have a box and you are storable
Bb7 Eb6
Ignorable, back-doorable you
Bb7
A |--------|
E |--8-7-6-|
Eb6
Any sexual position's feasible
C7 Fm7
Although you don't bend at the knees at all
Bb7 Fm7
Your hooters are so firm and squeezable
Bb7 Eb6
Increasable, un-creasable you
Bb7
A |--------|
E |--8-7-6-|
Eb6
You don't complain about my hairy back
C7 Fm7
Or 'bout the inches that downstairs I lack
Bb7 Fm7
You're not disgusted by my furry crack
Bb7 Eb6
... Burt Bacharach ... Jack Kerouac ... ooh
Bb7
A |--------|
E |--8-7-6-|
Eb6
Now birth control is not an issue, no
C7 Fm7
I clean it all off with a ...
Bb7 Fm7
I bet my jealous friends all wish you
Bb7 Eb6
Were insatiably, inflatably theirs
Eb6
A |--------------6-|
E |--6h8-6h8p6-----|
"bada bada, yeah, piano soloing me!"
[Piano Solo]
F#m7 Bb7 Eb6 C7
[Outro]
Fm7
Don't let me down
Bb7 Eb6
Don't let me down
C7 Fm7
Don't let me down
Bb7 N.C. Eb6 Fmaj7 Ebmaj7
And I won't let you down
