PLEASE OPERATOR (COULD YOU TRACE THIS CALL) Garth Brooks (NC) Please operator Could you trace this call Find (F) out where I'm drinkin' Which (G) dirty beer (G7) hall (F) Send a cab driver To (C) call for me (Am) here No (C) need to describe me Cause (G) I ain't all (C) here She (C) told me to get lost And (F) that's what I (C) did But I've (F) done it so well I don't know where I hid And she (G) swore that she never Will see me again Hell (G) I'll never find me In the shape that I'm in (F) Please operator Could (C) you trace this call Find (F) out where I'm drinkin' Which (G) dirty beer (G7) hall (F) Send a cab driver To (C) call for me (Am) here No (C) need to describe me Cause (G) I ain't all (C) here Now (C) I had to ask myself (F) If I were (C) me And (F) I was out drinkin' Well where would I be Then I (G) thumb nailed the label And there I appeared Hiding (G) out in a bottle Behind a 3-day old beard (F) Please operator Could (C) you trace this call Find (F) out where I'm drinkin' Which (G) dirty beer (G7) hall (F) Send a cab driver To (C) call for me (Am) here No (C) need to describe me Cause (G) I ain't all (C) here Well I (F) may be lonely But, I'm (C) never alone Cause (F) I've been beside myself (G) Since she's been gone (F) Please operator Could (C) you trace this call Find (F) out where I'm drinkin' Which (G) dirty beer (G7) hall (F) Send a cab driver To (C) call for me (Am) here If (C) he can't find me I'll (G) buy him a (C) beer (F) Please operator Could (C) you trace this call Find (F) out where I'm drinkin' Which (G) dirty beer (G7) hall (F) Send a cab driver To (C) call for me (Am) here (C) I'll be beside myself (G) Pourin' down (C) beer Repeat and Fade out By: Buford T. Santana Y’all Be Good!!!!