Capo on 3rd The strumming is Bass - Down all the time [Intro] E E A A A D E [Verse] A Oh, potatoes and molasses D If you want some, oh, just ask us D E D E They're warm and soft like puppies in socks Filled with cream and candy rocks [Verse] A Oh, potatoes and molasses D They're so much sweeter than algebra classes D E D E If your stomach is grumblin' and your mouth starts a-mumblin' There is only one thing to keep your brain from crumblin' [Verse] A Oh, potatoes and molasses D If you can't see 'em, put on your glasses D E D E They're shiny and large like a fisherman's barge You know you've eat enough when you start seeing stars [Verse] A Oh, potatoes and molasses D It's the only thing left on your task list D E D E They're short and stout to make everyone shout A For, potatoes and molasses E For, potatoes and-- THAT'S ENOUGH [Outro] If you want to end it, A molasses