Capo on 3rd
The strumming is Bass - Down all the time
[Intro]
E E A A 
A D E
[Verse]
       A
Oh, potatoes and molasses
D
If you want some, oh, just ask us
         D        E        D           E
They're warm and soft like puppies in socks
Filled with cream and candy rocks
[Verse]
       A
Oh, potatoes and molasses
D
They're so much sweeter than algebra classes
          D         E                  D             E
If your stomach is grumblin' and your mouth starts a-mumblin'
There is only one thing to keep your brain from crumblin'
[Verse]
       A
Oh, potatoes and molasses
D
If you can't see 'em, put on your glasses
          D        E            D           E
They're shiny and large like a fisherman's barge
You know you've eat enough when you start seeing stars
[Verse]
     A
Oh, potatoes and molasses
D
It's the only thing left on your task list
          D         E           D          E
They're short and stout to make everyone shout
                     A
For, potatoes and molasses
      E
For, potatoes and-- THAT'S ENOUGH
[Outro]
If you want to end it,
   A
molasses