[Intro] C, Am, G. [Verse] C you said you hate yourself, so let me feed you straw Am berries off a plate i G bought from a widow; C who was selling her husbands things, Am we'll see if you still hate G yourself. C if you still hate yourself; i'll eat you out for an hour in your Am room cause i love G giving head. C if you still hate yourself; we'll cut ourselves and swallow chunks of broken Am glass, i don't care about finishing G college. C i'll buy the biggest tv that my credit card allows me, we'll Am watch the food network for the G rest of our lives. C oh oh oh oh, Am oh oh, G oh oh. [Outro] (strum once) C oh oh oh oh, oh. [Ending] (optional) C
