[Intro] E B7 E B7 E I'm malicious, mean and scary A My sneer could curdle dairy C#m7 F#9 B7 And violence-wise, my hands are not the cleanest E But despite my evil look E7/G# A A#dim7 And my temper, and my hook G7 F#m7 B E I've always yearned to be a concert pianist G#m C#m Can'tcha see me on the stage performin' Mozart? F# C7# B7 Tickling the ivories 'til they gleam? E E7/G# Yep, I'd rather be called deadly A A#dim7 For my killer show-tune medley Thank you! G7 C#7 F#m 'Cause way down deep inside B7 E I've got a dream A He's got a dream! E He's got a dream! G#m C#m F#m See, I ain't as cruel and vicious as I seem! E Though I do like breaking femurs E/G# A F#/A# You can count me with the dreamers G7 C#7 F#m7 Like everybody else B E I've got a dream! F#m E/G# A B E F# Bsus B E I've got scars and lumps and bruises A Plus something here that oozes C#m7 F#9 B And let's not even mention my complexion E E7/G# But despite my extra toes A F#/A# And my goiter, and my nose G7 C#7 F#m B7 E I really want to make a love connection G#m C#m Can't you see me with a special little lady F# C7# B7 Rowin' in a rowboat down the stream? E Though I'm one disgusting blighter E7/G# A A#dim7 I'm a lover, not a fighter -- G7 C#7 F#m7 'Cause way down deep inside B E E7 I've got a dream A I've got a dream! He's got a dream! E I've got a dream! He's got a dream! G#m C#m F#m7 B7 And I know one day romance will reign supreme! E Though my face leaves people screaming A A#dim7 There's a child behind it, dreaming -- G7 C#7 F#m7 Like everybody else B E I've got a dream G#m A Tor would like to quit and be a florist E F#m B E Gunther does interior design G#m Ulf is into mime C#m Attila's cupcakes are sublime F#7 Bruiser knits Killer sews Fang does little puppet shows C#m7 B7/D# And Vladimir collects ceramic unicorns! E I have dreams, like you -- no, really! A Just much less touchy-feely C#m7 F#9 They mainly happen somewhere B7 warm and sunny E F/Eb F#/D On an island that I own G#/C# A Bb/E B/E A#dim7 Tanned and rested and alone G7 C#7 F#m7 B E Surrounded by enormous piles of money A I've got a dream! She's got a dream! E I've got a dream! She's got a dream! G#m C#m I just want to see the floating F#m7 B7 lanterns gleam! Yeahh! E And with every passing hour E/G# A F#/A# I'm so glad I left my tower -- G7 C#7 F#m7 Like all you lovely folks B E E7 I've got a dream! A She's got a dream! He's got a dream! E They've got a dream! We've got a dream! G#m So our diff 'rences ain't C#m F#m7 really that extreme! B7 We're one big team...! E Call us brutal -- Sick -- E7 Sadistic -- E7/G# A A#dim7 And grotesquely optimistic G7 C#7 F#m7 'Cause way down deep inside G C#m We've got a dream! I've got a dream! C#m/B I've got a dream! I've got a dream! A#m7 I've got a dream! I've got a dream! F# I've got a dream! F# E/B Yes way down deep A/B B7 E F#m E/G# A B7 E inside, I've got a dream! Yeahh!