A C Dear Chasey Lian, I wrote to explain F E I'm your biggest fan A C I just wanted to ask, could I eat your ass F E Write back ass soon as you can Chorus: A You've had a lot of dick C (Had a lot of dick) F I've had a lot of time E (Had a lot of time) A (stop) You've had a lot of dick Chasey But you ain't had mine A C Dear Chasey Lain I wrote to complain F E Ya never wrote me back A C How could I ever eat Your ass when ya treat F E Your biggest fan like that? Chorus: A You've had a lot of dick C (Had a lot of dick) F I've had a lot of time E (Had a lot of time) A (stop) You've had a lot of dick Chasey But you ain't had mine A C Dear Chasey Lain I wrote to constrain F E This letter is my last A C As your biggest fan I must demand F E You let me eat your ass Chorus: A You've had a lot of dick C (Had a lot of dick) F I've had a lot of time E (Had a lot of time) A (stop) You've had a lot of dick Chasey But you ain't had mine Ending: G P.S. Mom and Dad this is Chasey A (stop) Chasey this is my mom and dad C Now show em them titties G Now show em them titties G P.S. Mom and Dad this is Chasey A (stop) Chasey this is my mom and dad C Now show em them titties G Now show em them titties Would you fuck me for blow?