G C People at this honky tonk they're about to drive me insane D7 G To tell you the truth my darlin' you're the only reason I came C But your beauty's so distractin' hope it don't lead to my demise D7 G Can you please tell your boobs to stop lookin' at my eyes C They're playing crummy rap music and there ain't even a band D7 G And I wouldn't even be here but you hold my heart in your hands C So before I lose my cool and start actin' like them other dirty guys D7 G Would you please tell your boobs to stop lookin' at my eyes Yo there brother we're giving' you a shout Got the bitches in stitches and we're all hangin' out C Lookin' good in the hood tell you what it's all about G Shoot that rapper and let the guitar player play C If it wasn't for the alcohol I would be quoting Voltaire D7 G But with that cute rocking' bod' of yours I can't do nothin' but stare C Let's go to your place baby stay up and watch the sun rise D7 G But first please tell your boobs to stop lookin' at my eyes C I'll be your sex object I'll be your good ol' boy toy D7 G We'll have the perfect redneck wedding then a little bundle of joy C And somewhere down the road we'll look back and we'll laugh about this night D7 G When I said tell your boobs to stop lookin' at my eyes C Yeah later down the road we'll look back and we'll laugh about this night D7 G Yes we will right now won't you tell your boobs to stop lookin' at my eyes C Stick out your boobsies stick out your boobsies stick out your boobs now D7 G Stick out your boobsies stick out your boobsies stick out your boobs now C Stick out your boobsies stick out your boobsies stick out your boobs now D7 G Stick out your boobsies stick out your boobsies stick out your boobs now