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My mother said that I never should
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play with the naughty rude girls in the wood.
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Their giggling talk I could never understand
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and that's when I fell in love with my right hand
and that's why
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I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker
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and it does me good like it bloody well should.
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I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker
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and I'm always pullin' my pud!
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I was 25 years old before I was kissed
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and then I found that I preferred a swift one off the wrist
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It's cheap and convenient, you can't catch VD!
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It's available at any time and it's absolutely free!
and that's why
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I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker
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and it does me good like it bloody well should.
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I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker
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and I'm always pullin' my pud!
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Oh, Mrs. Palm and your five lovely daughters,
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thank you for having me and being oh so kind.
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I've got pains in my arms and my donkey's getting shorter.
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My knees have turned to water and I think I'm going blind.
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I've wanked over Italy, I've wanked over Spain
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I've wanked in an omnibus, I've even had a wank in a train.
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I've used a badger and a melon and a cat
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an inflateable Linda Lovelegs and a Davy Crockett hat!
and that's why
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I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker
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and it does me good like it bloody well should.
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I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker
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and I'm always pullin' my pud!
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Oh, Mrs. Palm and your five lovely daughters,
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thank you for having me and being oh so kind.
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I've got pains in my arms and my donkey's getting shorter.
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My knees have turned to water and I think I'm going blind.
