MY MOTHER WAS A CHINESE TRAPEZE ARTIST -- THE DECEMBERISTS, "5 Songs"(2001) Exact chords tabbed out by ClassicalfreaK, 2015 =========================================================================== INTRO Am Am/E | Am Am/E Am Am/E | Am Am/E Am Am/E | Am Am/E Am Am/E | Am Am/E VERSE Am C D G My mother was a Chinese trapeze artist Em D Am In pre-war Paris Am Dm B7/D# Em9 Smuggling bombs for the underground. Am D And she met my father B7 CM7 At a fete in Aix-en-Provence. C D7 He was disguised as a Russian cadet Em9 In the employ of the Axis. BRIDGE C And there in the half-light Of the provincial midnight G To a lone concertina They drank in cantinas C And toasted to Edith Piaf D Em And the fall of the Reich. INSTRUMENTAL Em9 | C D | Am VERSE Am C D G My sister was born in a hovel in Burgundy Em D Am And left for the cattle Am D B7/D# Em9 But later was found by a communist VERSE Am D Who'd deserted his ranks B7 CM7 To follow his dream C D Em To start up a punk rock band in South Carolina. C I get letters sometimes. They bought a plantation G She weeds the tobacco He offends the nation C D And they write, "Don't be a stranger, y'hear." Em9 C D "Sincerely, your sister." Am VERSE Am So my parents had me C D G To the disgust of the prostitutes Em D Am On a bed in a brothel. Am D B7/D# Em9 Surprisingly raised with tender care Am D 'Til the money got tight B7 CM7 And they bet me away C D To a blind brigadier in a game Em Of high stakes canasta. C But he made me a sailor On his brigadier ship fleet. G I know every yardarm From main mast to jib sheet. C D But sometimes I long to be landlocked CM7 And to work in a bakery. OUTRO CM7 Em | C | Em C D | Am ===================================================== Enjoy! Please tell me what you think in the comments. -ClassicalfreaK