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Now they make new movies in old black and white
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With happy endings, where nobody fights
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So if you find yourself in that nostalgic rage
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Honey, jump right up and show your age
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I wish I had a pencil thin mustache
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The Boston Blackie kind
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A two toned Ricky Ricardo jacket
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And an autographed picture of Andy Devine
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I remember bein' buck-toothed and skinny
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Writin' fan letters to Sky's niece Penny
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Oh, I wish I had a pencil thin mustache
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Then I could solve some mysteries too
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Then it's Bandstand, Disneyland, growin' up fast
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Drinkin' on a fake I.D.
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Yeah, and Rama of the jungle was everyone's Bawana
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But only jazz musicians were smokin' marijuana
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Yeah, I wish I had a pencil thin mustache
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Then I could solve some mysteries too
