xThe Perfect woman, by Bo Burnham
Capo on first
Intro
G D Em C
G D C G
G D
She was the perfect woman
Em C
In every single way
G D
She made the sun shine brighter
C G
And all my cares go away
G D
She was the perfect woman
Em C
She was a gourmet chef
G D
They say that love is blind
C G G
Well, it's allso death
D
Because Helen Keller was the perfect woman
Em C
And no one understands
G D
Just how talented
C G
She was with her hands
G D
God made her the perfect woman
Em C
I was the finishing touch
G D
She was the perfect woman
C G
She didnt talk so much
G D
She wanted to name the kids
Em C
So I finally let her
G D
It turned out horrible
C G
Chewbacca could have done better
G D
But i guess it was allright
Em C
We had a boy and a girl
G D
Just me and Helen
C G
(Make a gibberish noise) and Earl
G D
Because Helen Keller was my miracle worker
Em C
I was a one man show
G D
I could walk around the house naked
C G
She wouldn't even know
G D
Helen Keller was my perfect woman
Em C
I was her only need
G D
She didn't mind the zits on my ass
G
It gave her more to read
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it gave her more to read |
|I give up here... somehing like
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G D
Helen Keller was my perfect woman
Em C
But i dont think she cared
G D
I played this song for her
C G
She just sad there and stared
G D
She was still my perfect woman
Em C
I was sort of a mess
G D
I asked her to mary me
C G
She said "(Different Noise)!"
