A He met her at the Mallard, everything was going great A He said, "Hello, my name is Terry. Can I take you on a date?" D He picked her up at 7:00, everything was going fine A They had a little bit of beer and a lot of red wine E She invited him in cuz it was getting late E A She said, "I slept with Terry, and it wasn't that great." A I slept with Terry, I slept with Terry D A I slept with Terry, I slept with Terry E E A I slept with Terry, I slept with Terry "I slept with Terry, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt" A He woke up in the morning with an aching head A He rolled over and said "Baby, was I good in bed?" D She said, "you passed out, you woke up, you puked on my cat A I want you out of my apartment in 10 seconds flat." E A He didn't know what to do. He didn't know what to say "But from the smell of his skin, he'd been drinking all day" A I slept with Terry, I slept with Terry, D A I slept with Terry, I slept with Terry, E E A I slept with Terry, I slept with Terry, I slept with Terry, and all I got was a W-2
