[Verse 1]
F
I'd like to build the world a site
G7
And furnish it with porn
C7
Draw hentai pics and girls with dicks
A# F
And tentacles galore
[Chorus]
F
I'd like to teach the world to fap (fap with me)
G7
In perfect harmony (perfect harmony)
C7
I'd like to show you dirty toons
A# F
For all eternity
[Verse 2]
F
I'd like to see the world for once
G7
All standing cock in hand
C7
And hear them jerk it far and wide
A# F
Spray jizz throughout the land (it's fucked up around here)
[Chorus]
F
I'd like to teach the world to fap (let the world fap with me)
G7
In perfect harmony (perfect harmony)
C7
Do do do do do do do do
A# F
do do do do do doo
[Verse 3]
F
I'd like to build the world a site
G7
And furnish it with porn
C7
Draw hentai pics and girls with dicks
A# F
And tentacles galore
[Chorus]
F
I'd like to teach the world to fap (fap with me)
G7
In perfect harmony (perfect harmony)
C7
I'd like to show you dirty toons
A# F
For all eternity
[Verse 4]
F
I'd like to see the world for once
G7
All standing cock in hand
C7
And hear them jerk it far and wide
A# F
Spray jizz throughout the land (it's fucked up around here)
[Chorus]
F
I'd like to teach the world to fap (let the world fap with me)
G7
In perfect harmony (perfect harmony)
C7
La la la la la la la la
A# F
La la la la la laa
