[Verse 1]
N.C.
Lady, I
N.C.
Have been told that you only date nice guys
N.C.
Well, if that's how you judge a lover's worth
N.C.
Your ass just hit paydirt
N.C.
I'm the most sensitive man on God's green earth
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Here's a rose bouquet
C# F# G#
I also baked you some fresh crème brûlée
G# F# C# G#
Now, mount this stallion and we shall ride
Fm F#
While also flying kites
C# G#
And make love inside a rainbow through the night
[Chorus]
F# G# C# F#
And after sex, I'll cry
F# G# C#
Cry
C# F# G# C# F#
And also before sex, I'll cry
F# G# C#
Cry
[Interlude]
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Girl, you know how I feel about you
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It's like you're a fossil sample
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And I'm an impatient paleontologist
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Because I wanna date you badly
[Verse 2]
F# C#
Watch a film with me
C# F# G#
I love boring romantic comedies
G# F# C# G#
Hop in my carriage, this is like your dream
G# Fm F#
Any movie we see
F# C# G#
Can be a drive-in movie if we build up enough speed
F# C#
Now it's almost dawn
C# F# G#
I can communicate with newborn fawns
G# F# G# C#
Now they'll perform an ancient forest dance
Fm F#
That will melt off your pants
F# C#
Take my junk by the hand
C# G#
This is romance
[Chorus]
F# G# C#
And during sex I'll cry
C# F# F# G#
Thinkin' about sex makes me cry
C# F# F# G# C# F#
Even when I use a sextant I cry
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They measure angles
F# G# C#
Cry
[Outro]
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Sorry, was that too sensitive for you?
F#
Don't worry about me, I'll be fine
F#
I'll just be over here thinking about a duckling riding on the back of a puppy
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Also, the duckling is wearing a tiny cowboy hat
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Slightly tilted
