G C G Cigarettes and whiskey and wild wild women A7 D7 They'll drive you crazy they'll drive you insane G C G Cigarettes and whiskey and wild wild women C G Once I was happy and had a good wife A7 D7 I had enough money to last me for life G C G I met with a gal and we went on a spree D7 G She taught me smoking and drinking whiskey G C G Cigarettes and whiskey and wild wild women A7 D7 They'll drive you crazy they'll drive you insane G C G Cigarettes and whiskey and wild wild women C G And now I’m feeble and broken with age A7 D7 The lines on my face make a well written page G C G I'm weaving this story how sadly how true D7 G On women and whiskey and what they can do G C G Cigarettes and whiskey and wild wild women A7 D7 They'll drive you crazy they'll drive you insane G C G Cigarettes and whiskey and wild wild women C G Write on the cross at the head of my grave A7 D7 For women and whiskey here lies a poor slave G C G Take warning dear stranger take warning dear friend D7 G Then write in big letters these words at the end G C G Cigarettes and whiskey and wild wild women A7 D7 They'll drive you crazy they'll drive you insane G C G Cigarettes and whiskey and wild wild women D7 G They'll drive you crazy they'll drive you insane