Tempo= 172 bpm [Intro] A7 D A7 D x3 [Verse 1] A7 D A7 D7 Johny's in the basement,Mixing up the medicine A7 D A7 D7 I'm on the pavement, Thinking about the government A7 D A7 D7 The man in the trench coat, Badge out, laid off A7 D A7 D7 Says he's got a bad cough, Wants to get it paid off D7 Look out kid It's somethin' you did A7 D A7 God knows when, But you're doin' it again D7 A7 D You better duck down the alley way A7 D7 Lookin' for a new friend E The man in the coon-skip cap, In the big pen A7 D A7 D7 Wants eleven dollar bills, You only got ten. [Verse 2] A7 D A7 D7 Maggie comes fleet foot, Face full of black soot A7 D A7 D7 Talkin' that the heat put, Plants in the bed but A7 D A7 D7 The phone's tapped anyway, Maggie says that many say A7 D A7 D7 They must bust in early May, Orders from the da D7 Look out kid, Don't matter what you did A7 D A7 D7 Walk on your tip toes, Don't try, 'No Doz' A7 D Better stay away from those A7 D7 That carry around a fire hose E Keep a clean nose, Watch the plain clothes A7 D You don't need a weather man A7 D7 To know which way the wind blows [Verse 3] A7 D A7 D7 Get sick, get well, Hang around an ink well A7 D A7 D7 Ring bell, hard to tell, If anything is goin' to sell A7 D A7 D7 Try hard, get barred, Get back, write Braille A7 D A7 D7 Get jailed, jump bail Join the army, if you fail D7 Look out kid, You're gonna get hit A7 D A7 D7 By losers, cheaters, Six-time users A7 Hang around the theaters E Girl by the whirlpool lookin' for a new fool A7 D A7 Don't follow leaders, Watch the parkin' meters. [Verse 4] A7 D Ah get born, keep warm A7 D7 A7 Short pants, romance, learn to dance D A7 D7 A7 Get dressed, get blessed, Try to be a success D A7 D7 Please her, please him, buy gifts A7 D Don't steal, don't lift A7 Twenty years of schoolin' D7 A7 D And they put you on the day shift D7 Look out kid, They keep it all hid A7 D Better jump down a manhole A7 D7 A7 D Light yourself a candle, Don't wear sandals A7 D7 Try to avoid the scandals E Don't wanna be a bum, You better chew gum A7 The pump don't work D A7 'Cause the vandals took the handles.