[Intro] G C G C G C D G [Chorus] G C Wa-ooh G C Wa-ooh G C Wa-ooh D G Wa-ooh [Verse] G C G I went into the chandler's shop some candles for to buy, G C D I looked around the chandler's shop but no one did I spy. G C D I was disappointed and some angry words I said, G G F# G C D G Then I heard the sound of a (knock,knock,knock) right above my head. (2x) [Instrumental] G G C D G G C D G [Verse] G C G Well I was slick and I was quick, and up the stairs I sped, G C D And much to my surprise I found the chandler's wife in bed; G C D And with her was another man of most gigantic size, G G F# G C D G And they were having a (knock,knock,knock) right before my eyes. (2x) [Instrumental] G G C D G G C D G [Verse] G C G When the fun was over and done and the lady raised her head, G C D She was quite surprised to find me standing by the bed. G C D "If you will be discreet, my lad, if you would be so kind, G G F# G C D G I'll let you come up for some (knock,knock,knock) whenever you feel inclined." (2x) [Instrumental] G G C D G G C D G G C D G G C D G [Chorus] G C Wa-ooh G C Wa-ooh D G Wa-ooh G C Wa-ooh G C Wa-ooh D G Wa-ooh [Bridge] N.C. Wa-ooh N.C. Wa-ooh N.C. Wa-ooh N.C. Wa-ooh N.C. Wa-ooh N.C. Wa-ooh [Verse] G C G Now, all you married men take heed, if ever you come to town, G C D If you should leave your woman alone, be sure to tie her down. G C D Or, if you would be kind to her, just sit her on that floor, G G F# G C D G Mind give her so much of that (knock,knock,knock) she doesn't need any more. G G F# G C D G Mind give her so much of that (knock,knock,knock) she doesn't need any more. [Instrumental] G G C D G G C D G G C D G G C D G [Chorus] G C Wa-ooh G C Wa-ooh D G Wa-ooh G C Wa-ooh G C Wa-ooh D G Wa-ooh [Bridge] N.C. Wa-ooh N.C. Wa-ooh N.C. Wa-ooh N.C. Wa-ooh N.C. Wa-ooh N.C. Wa-ooh [Outro] D G