[Verse] Dm I once met a lass so fine. C She was drunk on barley wine. Bb I'd been to sea, A for months a-three. Dm I knew I could make her mine. F And the lass was past consent, C So it was off with her we went. Bb And we threw her in bed A and rested her head Dm And we left, 'cause that's what gentlemen do. [Chorus] Dm G A woman has a right to a drink or two, A Dm Without worrying about what you will do. Dm G We say "Yo, ho!" but we don't say "ho," A Dm 'Cause "ho" is disrespectful, yo! [Verse] Dm There once was a girl from Leeds, C Who I heard was good on her knees. Bb So I docked my ship A for an overnight trip, Dm To take care of all of my needs. F She was fine as the tales did tell, C And my mast began to swell! Bb So I laid her down A and raised her gown, Dm And performed cunnilingus for an hour or so. [Chorus] Dm G Always take care of your lady fair. A Dm 'Cause they deserve as much attention down there Dm G We say "Yo, ho!" but we don't say "ho," A Dm 'Cause "ho" is disrespectful, yo! [Verse] Dm I once had a woman so fair. C Whose womb contained my heir. Bb With a son by my side, A the seas we'd ride, Dm The child she would bear. F But my girl, she was no fool. C She was working her way through school. Bb So I did support A when she chose to abort, Dm Because it's her body and therefore her choice. [Chorus] Dm G No, we don't say "booty" 'less we're talking about gold. A Dm We don't look at chests 'less it, treasure holds. Dm G With a hat and a feather and a cutlass on our hip, A Dm We will never say "she" when we're talking 'bout a ship. Dm G We don't say "bitch" and we don't say "whore," A Dm 'Cause that language leads to things like body dysmorphia. [Verse] Dm There was a lady with a golden eye, C And the doctor said she would die. Bb So she emptied her purse A to lift the curse, Dm And prayed to stay alive. F She awoke the very next day, C Hand in her grave she lay. Bb But the scariest part A of the story from the start, Dm Is I bet you assume the doctor was a man [Chorus] Dm G Women are doctors, too! A Dm And for a fraction of the doubloons. Dm G We say "Yo, ho!" but we don't say "ho," A Dm 'Cause "ho" is disrespectful, yo! Dm There was a slut with tits to here, C And an ass that Dm G 'Cause it's "Yo, ho!" but we don't say "ho," A Dm 'Cause "ho" is disrespectful, yo!
