[Intro]
Em G D C x2
[Verse]
Em G
Been away for college, was the baddest geek around
D A
He's been doing everything but make his parents proud
Em D
He tried his best to study hard but still, he got too drunk
C A
Won lots of beer pong tournaments but still, he had to flunk
[Pre-Chorus]
Em G
His ex-girlfriend got a girlfriend
D A
His barbie tried a female Ken
C G
But when the white ball hits the red cup
D A
He's the baddest fucker in the frat club
[Chorus]
Em G
Then he does the pong dance
D C
The the the the pong dance
Em G
He does the pong dance
D C
The the the the pong dance
[Verse]
Em G
He'd never touched a cigarette, but tried to smoke a joint
D A
He coughed and soon he felt regret, just screaming "What's the point?!"
Em D
And every time he saw this girl his face would turn to red
C A
Even though he told the guys he got her into bed
[Pre-Chorus]
Em G
But when you see him at the table
D A
He turns out to be rather stable
Em G
And when the white ball hits the red cup
D A
He's the baddest fucker in the frat club
N.C.
Then he does the pong dance
[Instrumental]
Em G D C x4
[Outro]
Em
Then he does the pong dance
