[Intro]
Am/F E F F# G
[Verse 1]
C Am7 F G
It only takes nine months to make a human
C Am7 F Fm
Nine short months to make a new one
C C/B C/Bb C/A
A half me, another half you one
F G G7
It’ll call me dad and you mum
[Verse 2]
C Am7 F G
Nine months of growing in your tummy
E7 Am7 Am7/G
But honey when nine months are through
F G
There’s nothing I would rather do than
Em A7
Wait a year or two and
F G C C7
Make another human with you
[Chorus]
F G
I hope it gets your nose
Em A
your fingers and your toes
F G C7
Cause mine are pretty gross let’s face it
E7 Am7 Am7/G
But i will find it fascinating
F Fm
How you and me
G
Together make him
[Verse 3]
C Am7 F G
Nine months of baking in the oven
E7 Am7 Am7/G
But after all the day gets through
F G
There’s nothing I would rather do than
Em A
Wait a year or two and
F G C
Make another human with you
[Bridge]
F G Em A7 F G C7 E7 Am7 Am7/G F G G#
[Verse 4]
C# Bbm7 F# G#
Nine months of growing in your tummy
F7 Bbm7 Bbm7/Ab
But honey when nine months are through
F# G#
There’s nothing i would rather do than
Fm Bb7
Wait a year or two and
F# G#
Make another human
Fm Bb
A half me and half you one
F# G#
A perfect little human
C#
like you
[Outro]
C# Bbm7 F#/Eb G#7 C#
