From the album Posted Sober D We were all flooded with a scarlet light D Came through the windows from the rain outside Em All went quiet, a vision appeared Em D With a rose in her hair and a ring in her ear And she said G "Buenos dias boys this looks like the place D A D To make my re-entry to the human race G Here I am and here I'll stay D A Till it's hasta-la-vista and I'm on my way" D And Vince said "She was a woman to whom life had been cruel And she lived with a fat man of the naif school He liked his beer and he put it about But she truly loved him till the lights went out" Then she made her way up to the pearly gates She saw Saint Peter, he was pumping weights He says "Hitch a lift upon this falling star And make your way down to the Taybridge Bar" G There'll be no more lies, no more tears D A D No more listening through the fat man's ears G There'll be no more tears, no more lies D A No more looking through the fat man's eyes G D D She said she'd never been so happy in a long, long time D And her mind was relaxed and her body felt fine G She said "put on perdido, tonight's the night D I want to dance with Jimmy Howie in the pale moonlight There'll be no more lies, no more tears No more listening through the fat man's ears There'll be no more tears and no more lies No more looking through the fat man's eyes D We were all flooded with a scarlet light