[Verse] F# B F#7 B Johnny met Donna and they fell in love Abm B F# B F# But had no idea what love really was F# B F#7 but they tried their best B to make each other smile Abm C# But while learning themselves C# F# B F# They would have a child F# F#7 But with no time to think the whole thing through B Little time to prepare Abm Ab C# It got tough to provide for him C# F# B F# And give him love and care [Chorus] B How, how, how, how Ebm F# How do I when and where? B Ebm C# Are questions that both often asked God B F# Life is full of twist, twist C# B Life is full of twirl, twirl, ta-twirl, twirls C# B C# B Twirls it's the way of the world that flips you upside down C# B When you're young when you're old F# Bb Ebm B It just spins out of control, whoa B F# B F#7 So, hold on F# B F# Because you never know [Verse] F# B F#7 B Johnny and Donna slowly recognized Abm Ab C# That for the baby's future F# B F# They planned 2 different lives F# B F#7 Donna wanted a family B Abm She wanted to do it right Abm Ab C# Make Johnny's house a home F# B F# She wanted to be a wife F# B F#7 But Johnny was a dreamer B And he had to move around Abm Ab C# Yeah, he'd be there for his child F# B F# But wouldn't settle down [Chorus] B How, how, how, how Ebm F# How do I when and where? B Ebm C# Are questions that both often asked God B F# Life is full of twist, twist C# B Life is full of twirl, twirl, ta-twirl, twirls C# B Twirls it's the way of the world B It's whirlwinds and girlfriends C# B Toys and boyfriend, friend, friends B And Frenchmen C# Ebm War, peace, impeachment, gentlemen E B Ladies, Hyundai, Mercedes, mistakes and peach rings Bb Ebm Blacks and bleach stains Ebm Don't forget wasps and bee-stings [Verse] Abm F# B F#7 Whether you're Johnny and Donna B Or neither of the two Abm Ab F# B F# Just try to make the best of what's given to you