xINTRO
A
BASS RIFF
Transcribed for guitar
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GUITAR RIFF
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VERSE 1
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Same old Hampstead
E A
Ken Hom wok set
A E
Dead sea bath salts
E A
Jog proof iPod
A E
Iron age hill fort
E A
Long term road works
A E
High tide bird watch
E A
B&Q, Homebase
D A
If Jesus came to earth today
D A
They'd crucify him straight away
D A
Upon a cross of MDF
E A
And use No Need For Nails
Bass riff x2
VERSE 2
A E
Ship shape farmhouse
E A
Dry stone wall chart
A E
Cash back footspa
E A
Straight down Ladbrookes
A E
Low cost school trip
E A
Ram raid Oxfam
A E
Christ, that sun's hot
E A
Yes that's right, Sir
D A
Help me Mrs Medlicott
D A
I don't know what to do
D A
I've only got three bullets
E A
And there's four of Motley Crue
Guitar riff
GUITAR SOLO
A E A
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A E A
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D C#m E A
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D C#m E
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A E A
Spoiling Good Friday, my ex-love sent to me
A E A E
12 drummers singing, 11 chairman dancing,
A E A E
10 mascots whinging, 9 stewards flapping,
A E A E A E
8 christening invites, 7 cows a barking, 6 vicars strumming
A B E
Nick fucking Knowles
A D A E
4 boring words, Carphone Warehouse and Matalan
A E B A
And a pulled-up at Bangor-on-Dee
A
A E A
I'm driving backwards at peak hour
B E A
Along the Edgeware Road
A E A
